#your little moth family is banned from joann fabrics as the last time you all went there it quickly devolved into an all you can eat buffet | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

dragonanon · 1 year ago

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If you’re feeling particularly brave, you take the larvae with you too. Because tbh they need clothes too.

Inka hisses the entire time because she doesn’t want to try on clothes and instead wants to bite the ankles of the other shoppers. Emma is just having the time of her life but gets upset when you can’t buy literally every single outfit in the mall. Erin is crying because he wants attention and the mannequins won’t hold him.

Taking your Slither Wing hybrid bfs out clothes shopping to help finally get them clothes that they can wear outside of the conductor costumes. Everything is going as well as it can with your odd prehistoric moth lovers.

This is until you turn around and see Emmet attempting to eat a pair of shorts and Ingo all puffed up and hissing at a graphic t-shirt because it has a bird pokemon on it.

You sometimes wished they could better adjust to the modern era.

#shitpost #lmfaoooo #slithermas #slither wing submas #trying to gently explain to your distraught larvae daughter that you cannot afford to by 70+ dresses #while consoling your larvae son who’s equally devastated that the faceless people are ignoring him #all while trying desperately to hold back your other larvae daughter because she keeps trying to run off and bite people #this is why family trips to literally anywhere don’t happen very often #it’s bad enough you have to keep a close eye on the larvae but your moth bfs are just as bad if not worse #your little moth family is banned from joann fabrics as the last time you all went there it quickly devolved into an all you can eat buffet #the moths and the larvae were very happy the employees not so much #the only reason you were able to get out of that with just a ban and no jail time with hefty fines #was because you threatened to go to the news and claim discrimination against big hybrids since it’s common knowledge that they like fabric #they didn’t want to deal with a pr nightmare and getting trashed on twitter #so they just told you to never come back lmao

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